Growing Up Brady: I Was a Teenage Greg, Special Collector's Edition by Barry Williams;Chris Kreski

Author:Barry Williams;Chris Kreski
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2010-02-10T13:40:00+00:00

'd finally given up on chasing Maureen, but that didn't mean all of the Bradys had finished working toward fictional incest. Chris Knight and Eve Plumb had wrestled with an awkward on-again/off-again romance throughout the run of "The Brady Bunch," and just after the show was canceled, they took a stab at making their relationship a bit more intimate.

Disaster followed.

To begin, we'll have to take a step backward in time and flash back across the Atlantic, where we kids are once-again working our way through Bob Reed's supervised tour of London: Here's how Chris remembered it:

"All through the time we were on the QE 2, Eve had been hinting and working on trying to knock into my skull the fact that the two of us should be something more than friends. And finally, as she nibbled on my ear, something clicked, and I realized that she was probably right. I mean, up until this point I'd just plain been sort of oblivious toward the opposite sex, but after she'd nibbled on my ear for the first time, this wave of feeling came over me, and I thought to myself, `Oh, my God-now I understand what all the fuss is about!' I was fourteen.

"Anyway, it was terrific, Eve was incredible, and the two of us were very comfortable together, y'know? I mean, most of the time when a guy's just beginning to experiment with the opposite sex, he's stuffed into a backseat somewhere with somebody he doesn't even know all that well. But here I was, relaxed, and genuinely attracted to someone that I literally knew as well as a sister. That, I have to say, was extremely eye-opening, and extremely arousing, and it yanked me out of my opposite-sex ignorance and put me into this sort of frenzy for more. And I mean, here's how innocent I was. We were rolling around on that bed for I don't know how long, and I wasn't even thinking about sex yet. Just the experience of having my neck kissed and my ears kissed was simply ... enough. Making out had suddenly started making sense.

"So then we get back from the trip, go back to work, and I behave like a normal teenage guy in that I start acting like a complete turd toward the one person in the world who'd shown any romantic interest in me at all. I don't know why that was; it just sorta was.

"So anyway, a year comes and goes, we get canceled, I go back to public school, and all of a sudden it hits me ... I don't know anybody. I mean, I'm new in school, and the only people I'm really comfortable with are Bradys.

"Now here's where this whole thing gets truly embarrassing. At about the same time that I'm feeling lonely, puberty has kicked in to make my ability to be content with just kissing a girl a thing of the past. I mean, like all normal, healthy teenaged boys, I was simply in heat all the time.

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